Shit the Signs Ask
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1 day ago with 3 notes

demiboyenjolras → What if I'm a Capricorn, and gay? !!

I’m so offended.

You think you can just come here and…. have a birthday AND a sexuality?! I’ve never been so disrespected.

2 days ago with 37 notes

thestrictlytshirtsonlyclub → What if I'm a Scorpio with no passion to be enthused by?

What if I don’t have all the answers to your life?

2 days ago with 8 notes

did-you-check-uranus → Could you perhaps do a Wolf Among Us character thing? You know, one of those which character are you things?

I’m currently not making any new media posts, sorry!

2 days ago with 1 note


F.A.Q.(Every question you’ve ever had)

Post Directory (All my posts are linked here)

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Compatibility Report (How good is your relationship match?)

Zodiac Store (Gift for yourself or a friend)

2 days ago with 26 notes — via shitthesignsask

phanicathedisco → im on mobile right now, could i get a link to your faq/directory? love your blog :)

I’m also on mobile :)
Scroll a bit and you’ll see a set of links. I posted them a few days ago

Found it and reblogged it for you!

2 days ago with 1 note

czolgosz → is katniss from The Hunger Games series a capricorn? that's just my opinion and i wanted 2 get your input on that. she's aloof, doesn't understand emotion to well, deals with problems by either fighting or ignoring them. now that i think of it she might also be an aries.

The hunger games post is in the post directory :)

2 days ago with 1 note

keritheunwanted → WOw! That was incredible when someone asked you what your sign was and you said FAQ I am crying WOW

This is making me uncomfortable hahaha

2 days ago with 7 notes

I’ve been getting a lot of fanmail asking about the “coffee trade” for birth chart analysis

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s a brief summary.

About a year ago (before I had a store), I used to write birth chart readings for people who did not have access to Paypal. People would send me asks with their information, and transfer money onto my starbucks card ( minimum transfer is 10$).

It worked okay, and it was the only way I could think to include those who do not have Paypal accounts. Since I keep getting asked to do it, I’m considering reopening the process. Give me your opinion. Would you want to do that, or is the store the best option?

3 days ago with 8 notes

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mostlyharmlessdontpanic → are we there yet?

I’m turning this car around, insolent child.

4 days ago with 18 notes

angelafromheaven → Are you ever going to tell us ur sign?

I feel like a parent in the car with a kid that keeps asking me if we’re there yet.

4 days ago with 21 notes

barrel-of-apples → Okay so I have a question. Are you really closing the blog or?

I’ve answered this like 12 times in the last week :(

"I’m working on staying. My intent is to continue. However, nothing is solid at the moment. That’s why I haven’t made an announcement about it."

4 days ago with 2 notes

ecto-plasm → Blogger I had my laptop in my Aquarius tote and one of my favorite baristas at Starbucks was like "omg I'm an Aquarius too!! I knew there was a reason I liked you" You brought us closer together and I think that's beautiful :')

Awe yeah, bringing together the Aquas. Pat on the back for me.

Now that I think about it, I think you got the last Aquarius tote bag.

4 days ago with 14 notes

kaysto123 → Which signs are best at signing?

That would really be your opinion and how talented you consider Beyonce to be.


I do have a gif set that relates to this:

Did you know, every post I’ve ever made is actually listed in the Post Directory? Right here:

4 days ago with 10 notes